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				| On December 5, 1999 Mundoblaineo was first set upon an unsuspecting (and 
		largely uncaring) world. When I visited the United States in 1999, for 
		the first time in 17 years, my friend, Bob Pusatory gifted me with my 
		first internet capable computer, his old Compaq Presario equipped with a 
		Pentium 486 processor (33 Mhz!)! Using this worthy beast and a dial-up 
		connection from EEXI (The Greek Association of Internet Users), I 
		downloaded a tutorial from Netscape which taught one how to write a 
		webpage from HTML showing a picture of a cat. Laboring many 
		sleepless hours over the divine and maddening puzzles posed by website 
		design, I expanded this page until it became the sprawling megalopolis I 
		called "Mundoblaineo". 
 I have kept this throbbing node of code these many years, updating and 
		refining with an obsessive dedication that I show for no other 
		discipline. I am unsure why. I have spent nights chained to a dial-up 
		connection in the hotel rooms of Tuscany, the teenage lofts of Berlin, 
		the suburban bedrooms of Athens, and the wi-fi zones of Belgium, 
		tinkering and tweaking and poking this thing until my eyes are burning 
		grapes hanging out on their stalks. It is also unclear how many people 
		actually visit this monument to my narcissism, this smear of chicken fat 
		flung up against the firmament as a feeble hedge against the inevitable 
		dissolution of my selfhood, the earthen embrace of Xaros, Magere Hein, 
		The Grim etc....
 
 And upon Kurzweil's "singularity", will I have the means, the will, the 
		presence of mind, to dispatch netwards an encoded simulacrum of my fabulousness, 
		a Blainebot, a digital Golem who will fulfill the world's need for my 
		presence? I pretty much doubt it.
 
 Today, I slap another coat of paint on the old wreck and kick it back 
		out the door. I hope somebody sees.
 
 Blaine.
 November 20, 2011
 Athens, Greece
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